February 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
January 2012
8 posts
Obama's Achievements
I come from a very conservative family. This means I feel like I betray them whenever I seem to like President Obama. It feels odd to say that in this day and age, but yeah, I am a guilty closet liberal. Then I see a link like this, and I feel ok.
Jan 30th
“Sometimes I’m too high to deal with sorostitutes.”
– Things I wish I could say.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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As V day ever approaches...
This is my first post in a very long while, as sometimes life is far more exciting than the interwebz. That being said, woohoo for the few who follow me. Onwards… This is a silly, sappy, girly thing to say, but… This will be the first Valentine’s Day since Sophomore year of high school that I will have absolutely no man who gives enough shits to do something for me. The next...
Jan 30th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Couldn't party on new years
So I’m partying now. In Atlantic city. Bring in the shit show
Jan 3rd
December 2011
23 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Dec 25th
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I submitted...
Grad School ap 1  of 4! Here’s hoping Harvard loves me!
Dec 24th
I can write no more. In the last week, I have written at least 30 pgs. A lot of that in Spanish. No more words. Aps are almost done. One more final. Tell the world I’m coming home…
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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electrickcity asked: WOMANIZER.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Because you need them to get through finals... →
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Listennayiaisms: They’ll call me freedom
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 11th
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WatchWatch
For the Holidays, I always go to Hamm and Buble for my ham and sparkling wine needs. Try the Bubbly Ham!
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Don't Waste The Pretty: no, thank YOU, sir →
Chivalry in NY is not dead! But seriously, this is excellent. Here’s hoping a sister bags herself a nice one. datebynumbers: One of my coworkers and I went to the Burberry/Elle party last night. The people were beautiful and the drinks were delicious. Come the end of the evening, it was POURING outside. Anyone who has ever spent a rainy evening in Manhattan knows it’s easier to sneak...
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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electrickcity asked: OH GIRL DAMN YOU FRESH
Dec 7th
A word...
Here I go again, attempting to defend my choice of an educational institution. I come from a staunchly middle class family. I am a first generation American who is helping her parents while they help her get through a really tough time. I have a grandfather who is dying, a sister who has a high risk pregnancy, and a mountain of debt. I work three jobs and live within my means, but somehow cannot...
Dec 6th
November 2011
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 23rd
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And now a post in which I wax poetic about Grad...
(warning this will be a blue post) FUCK you PhD programs and your $100+ fee for applying. I swear, I am very, very smart. I can write well when I so choose. I am also witty, and clever, and special, and awesome. You want me. You know you do. How’s that for a fucking personal statement?
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
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“Certain people you just can’t trust, you know… Never trust anyone...”
– Dr. Squires, The Wackness
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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A Late Night Rant
Dear 1500 words of nothing, You came from a place where everything made sense. The paper is technically done, but not really. Why? Aside from my suffering premature word ejaculation?. The ideas were not ready to come out, there had not been sufficient foreplay (outline). We have not spoken about our relationship status (editing) and I hate you for being too much to handle. You are haphazard...
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Moneyball: A Quick Review
I FINALLY SAW MONEYBALL. Even though Jonah Hill will now think he is a movie star, I will say this… Moneyball may be one of the better movies this year. It has wry sense of humor, fantastic acting on all levels (especially from Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour-Hoffman), beautiful action sequences all wrapped up in the beauty that is a good sports movie. Things I loved: -The pauses-...
Nov 18th
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If anyone was wondering...
ShiteShiraSays and I went on a roomie date tonight, which means in our world: -Burgers & FREE Beer -Cupcakes & FREE Coffee -Watching Moneyball and annoying theatergoers everywhere -making fine comedy and floodin your dash. This is all for you, J. All for you.
Nov 18th
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Shira on Serving Realism PART 2
ShitShiraSays: Remember back when Lea Michelle wasn't famous and was actually good?
MoralRelativism: You mean back when she had her first nose? OH You've just been LIT!
ShitShiraSays: OOOOO REALISM!
Nov 18th
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Shira on Serving Realism
MoralRelativism: Remember when _____ thought she could act? OHHHH WENT THERE.
ShitShiraSays: You're serving up something real. REALISM.
MoralRelativism: Oooo, we can say you've just been LIT MAJORED. Oh OH oh! You've just been LIT!
ShitShira: REALISM.
Nov 18th
“American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women...”
– W. Somerset Maugham
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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